ELLE magazine knows how to move some units. a la Demi, I heard one comparison. Yuk. Way sexier than that repo’d brat pack sad affair ice queen. Simply, I’ll admit, because Jessica Simpson is not exactly known for her avant garde stylings so for the girl from Abilene, TX she has a real coming out here.

I will go so far as to say nothing is so erotic in a totally not my dick kind of way. The truth is, it’s awe on my part. Despite seeming evidence to the contrary, men simply cannot get inside of a woman to see how the miracle of life within them manifests itself. It truly is a magnificent joyous visage that can only mean new life springing from whence none had been.

Whoa.

So, magazine displaying merchandisers and store managers everywhere: if ya’ have trouble with the vision of the never-more-beautiful body that is Jessica Simpson bursting with joy…

Consult the manufacturer

that’s prolly Ryan Seacrest driving the limo…

disco inferno sort of

Tyler obviously not a skater